last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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