I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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