ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i would punch a child for taco bell
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
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don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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