I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Well I just put wine in my tea
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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