I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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