If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
