Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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