Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool

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(207): View more from Maine

i will never coherently bang her

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(310): View more from California

you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.

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(561): View more from Florida

She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"

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(716): View more from New York

My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow

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(310): View more from California

If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay

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(313): View more from Michigan

Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.

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