is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation