handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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