So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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