I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
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suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I think i got beer on your cat.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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