I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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