i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.