Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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