all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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