I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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