HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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