Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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