I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
The uberlube is also flammable
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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