oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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