The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
