where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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