The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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