Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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