im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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