are you so shy because you have an std?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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