i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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