I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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