idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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