Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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