But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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