It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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