Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
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Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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