I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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