doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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