I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
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