well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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