I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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