My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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