No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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