Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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