after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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