You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
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He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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