Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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