well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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