This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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