I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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