For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Its about making memories worth repressing
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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