if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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