yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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