dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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