return my video game
Your face is a jimmy john
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
