me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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