Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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