I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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