So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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